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Old Apr 09, 2006, 10:05 PM // 22:05   #3421
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*pulls a brand out of the fireplace that is red hot*

*brand reads "pwned"*

*runs up to april and shoves the brand on to her cheek*

*"Ha now we are even!"*

*hands april some aloe vera and a beer*

*sips beer*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 12:04 AM // 00:04   #3422
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*sips beer, looks at my name on aprils cheek, becomes confused* "so you are like property of me now?"
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 02:22 AM // 02:22   #3423
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*laughs*

*"That wasnt intended... your name just happens to be a common word nowadays for someone getting served."*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #3424
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* i hate u doc*
* take out shotgun*
*shoot Doc three times in chest*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 04:43 AM // 04:43   #3425
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*smiles at klay*

*pulls off body armor and puts on a new set*

*grabs shotgun from behind bar*

*places end of barrel on klays forhead*

*splatters klays brains over half the people in the bar*

*sips beer*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 07:06 AM // 07:06   #3426
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*returns*
*kills The undead Mesmer*
"Tehehe"
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 07:10 AM // 07:10   #3427
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'Time to give my Boomstick a Blowjob!'

*Shove the firing end of the shotgun in King Symeon's mouth*

*Pulls the trigger, splattering his brains all over the beer shelf*

KEKEKEKEKEKEKE
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 08:15 AM // 08:15   #3428
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*GAME OVER!*
*returns*
*you have 99999999999999999999999999999 Continue's left*
*drinks some coffee*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 08:17 AM // 08:17   #3429
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*Smash The undead Mesmer's skull to a pulp*

*In red letters, "You have 99999999999999999999999999998 Continues left"*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 08:26 AM // 08:26   #3430
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*Game over*
*you whill now enter hyper drive modus*
*drinks coffee with lightning speed*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 08:28 AM // 08:28   #3431
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/run Hack.exe
/upload Hax.exe

*God-Mode Turn on*

/freeze The undead Mesmer

*Use the back part of the shotgun and start wailing on Mesmer*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 08:36 AM // 08:36   #3432
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*falls alseep..........
*drops mug of beer
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 08:37 AM // 08:37   #3433
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*dies once again*
*summons the mighty powers of the....*
*DONUT*
*dips donut in coffee*
*eats donut*
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
*and now leave me alone basterds *
*shoots china's head to pulp with a tactical 12 gauge*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 08:40 AM // 08:40   #3434
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*ZzzZZZZZZZZZZzzZ
*salivates
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 08:54 AM // 08:54   #3435
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*walks outside*
*returns riding on top of a giant pink elephant with razor-like tusks*
*smashes through the wall of the bar and rampages around*
*kills The undead Mesmer a few times*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 09:21 AM // 09:21   #3436
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*gets a pink mouse*
*pink elephant runs away*
*eats king symeon*
*eats a clock*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 09:44 AM // 09:44   #3437
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*/sigh*
*gets back to live*
*now dont kill me again*
*drinks coffee in a dark corner of the bar*
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 10:55 AM // 10:55   #3438
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*stab*
*stab stab*
*stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab *

im done
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 12:11 PM // 12:11   #3439
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*YAWNS
*ZzZzZzzZZZz
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 03:36 PM // 15:36   #3440
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*sips beer, looks at all the dead or sleeping people, shakes head, sips beer*
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